Computer Tamer Gifts

'Yeah, I can remotely disable my computer.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Busy office.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Most projects require three hands."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Childhood Screen Addict

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Paper Trail

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Tax grab.

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."