Paper Tamer Gifts

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Cornucopia of work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Dentist Training School.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Childhood Screen Addict

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Paper Trail

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Tax grab.

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"