Paper Tamer Mugs

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Cornucopia of work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Parenting Business Deals

New Swiss Army Knife

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Dentist Training School.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Paper Trail

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Childhood Screen Addict

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Tax grab.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Computer Time Bomb.

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"