Document Tamer Mugs

Paper Trail

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Dentist Training School.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Childhood Screen Addict

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'