Algorithm Tamer Gifts

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I told you he had a temper.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Childhood Screen Addict

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."