Algorithm Tamer Gifts

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Childhood Screen Addict

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I told you he had a temper.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"