Treat Tamer Gifts

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Not you. Your hair.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Education Guidance

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.