Temptation Tamer Gifts

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

"How's the new diet working out?"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Food for thought.

'Before a person can go on a diet, a person has to get rid of all this temptation.'

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Self Service, Self Denial

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"Go on!"

"How's your diet going?"

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Yield to Temptation.

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

Fridge reads 'Keep your mouth shut!'.

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

Secretive Weigh In.

"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."

'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

Woman chaining herself to refrigerator so heavy man cannot open it.

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'Here's your diet -- notice the two-minute warning.'

A fat man watches as a locksmith picks at large padlock chained around the refrigerator.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."