Temptation Buster Gifts

Who says crash diets don't work?

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It's good luck."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'