Temptation Buster Mugs

Who says crash diets don't work?

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"It's good luck."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator