Temptation Tamers Mugs

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

'You weight 287 pounds and you will probably eat this card.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"How's the diet going?"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Food for thought.