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"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

'You weight 287 pounds and you will probably eat this card.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

Some other sins you may enjoy.

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"How's the diet going?"