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'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Some other sins you may enjoy.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"How's the diet going?"