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'Fred's on a tough diet. He can look but he can't eat.'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."