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'Fred's on a tough diet. He can look but he can't eat.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Self Service, Self Denial

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'