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"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'