Temptation Conquerors T-Shirts

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Here we are."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Why have you brought me here?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"How's the diet going?"

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'My wife can never resist dessert'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

A fridge surrounded by books.

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'