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'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"