Temptation Teaser T-Shirts

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

Fragrans Tortuosa

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'