Temptation Tolerator Gifts

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"How's the diet going?"

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."