Temptation Trainer Gifts

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."