Temptation Trainer Pillows

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"