Temptation Tempter Pillows

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'