Temptation Teases Pillows

'It's one of your five a day.'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"