Temptation Troublemaker Pillows

"How's the diet going?"

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."