Temptation Seeker Pillows

Satan Fast Food

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You know too much,'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Marco ..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"