Temptation Explorer Pillows

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'We need to talk about commitment.'

"We were just testing our faith."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Teen's Comet

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."