Temptation Explorer Mugs

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'We need to talk about commitment.'

"We were just testing our faith."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Teen's Comet

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"