Temptation Battler Pillows

Health food.

All Snack Foods 1/2 off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty!

A fridge surrounded by books.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator