Temptation Fighter Pillows

'No, I didn't cheat on Bob. It was worse than that. I cheated on my diet.'

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'