Temptation Warrior Pillows

"Why have you brought me here?"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Exercising man struggling with his conscience

Safety barrier in front of refrigerator.

Temptation.

"Don't look left or right!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"At the motivational meeting, they told us to go big or go home."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator