Temptation Warrior Mugs

"Why have you brought me here?"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Exercising man struggling with his conscience

Safety barrier in front of refrigerator.

Temptation.

"Don't look left or right!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"At the motivational meeting, they told us to go big or go home."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'