Temptation Challenger Mugs

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Temptation.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"And lead us not unto temptation, but shield us from all the yummy looking desserts."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Why have you brought me here?"

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

A fridge surrounded by books.

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

'It's one of your five a day.'

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

Happy Durersgiving