Temptation Challenger Mugs

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Temptation.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"And lead us not unto temptation, but shield us from all the yummy looking desserts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

*Sigh*

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Why have you brought me here?"

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

A fridge surrounded by books.

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).