Temptation Resister Pillows

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."