Temptation Resister Pillows

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Self Service, Self Denial

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

Some other sins you may enjoy.

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."