Temptation Tackle Master Pillows

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"