Temptation Tackle Master Pillows

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."