"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."
Temptation Tackle Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to take on creative challenges and can't resist the allure of tackling new projects? Our collection celebrates the irresistible urge to invent, experiment, and master new skills with witty and charming designs. Whether they’re into DIY crafts, art, or innovative hobbies, find a gift that inspires and entertains the creative soul. From mugs to prints, each item brings a light-hearted touch to their artistic journey.
I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
To do before Saturday...
Secretive Weigh In.
'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'
"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."
"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"
"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."
"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."
Love and temptation go hand in hand...
'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'
Spanx Tells Me No
"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."
"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."
"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."
"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."
'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'
"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"
Woman on diet being chased by temptation.
"Why have you brought me here?"
"Sealed for your diets protection."
'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'
"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"
"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"
"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."
'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'
Self Service, Self Denial
Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator
"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."
"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"
'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'
'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'
'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'
"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."
Temptation Tackle Master Gifts Collection
Temptation Tackle Master Mugs
Discover more charming mugs celebrating the tempting call of creativity and mastery—find the perfect cup to inspire their daily artistic adventures.
Temptation Tackle Master Pillows
Decorate with humor and inspiration—our pillows for the creatively inclined add personality and motivation to any space.
Temptation Tackle Master Prints
Find inspiring prints that showcase the joy of mastery and the fun of creative pursuits—perfect for brightening up their artistic workspace.
Temptation Tackle Master T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty and inspiring t-shirts for those who love to take on creative challenges and master new skills with flair.