Temptation Tackler Gifts

"Stop it!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'