Temptation Enthusiast Gifts

'My wife can never resist dessert'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"How's the diet going?"

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Temptation.

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

Satan Fast Food

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

Devils and Angels

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