Temptation Enthusiast Prints

'My wife can never resist dessert'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Some other sins you may enjoy.

"How's the diet going?"

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'It's one of your five a day.'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

Temptation.

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

Satan Fast Food

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'