Temptation Tactician Prints

"I need a few more minutes to resolve an internal battle between my soaring cholesterol level and a craving for french fries."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Works every time."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife can never resist dessert'