Temptation Taster Prints

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

Latest: Delia loves apples.

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Octopi a la mode.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'