Temptation Tester Prints

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

Tension filled the tent.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'