Temptation Tempter Prints

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'