Temptation Tester Gifts

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Tension filled the tent.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."