Temptation Teasers Gifts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"How's the diet going?"