Temptation Teasers Gifts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."