Temptation Taster Pillows

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

Latest: Delia loves apples.

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.