Temptation Tasters Pillows

"Come to the dark side."

Dieter's 'To-Do' list...

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Octopi a la mode.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'