Temptation Conqueror Gifts

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

Temptation.

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

A fridge surrounded by books.

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

Health food.