Temptation Jester Gifts

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Am I to assume that your client will be submitting an insanity plea?"

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

'It's one of your five a day.'

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

Temptation.