Temptation Juggler Gifts

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Spanx Tells Me No

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Wealth Juggler.

'The numbers aren't working.'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"I have to get this project finished."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"How's the diet going?"