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"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

Temptation.

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

"Am I to assume that your client will be submitting an insanity plea?"

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"