Treat Tamer Mugs

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Education Guidance

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Quiet Time

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Childhood Screen Addict